Ramblings of a College Student…
Since I arrived at Tech 2 1/2 years ago, I have made various interesting observations. Here are some of my random and ridiculous thoughts…
Never chain your bike to something that is mobile.
Why walk on the sidewalk? Sidewalks are flat and uninteresting.
Try walking up and down the halls of your dorm yelling “Aflac! Aflac!” and see if people stick their heads out of their rooms and look at your strangely.
If you ignore the zombies, they won’t bother you. Really.
The least worst thing to eat at the cafeteria is something from the sandwich bar. Even then, better check the bread for mold before you take a bite. Also, the cookies are ok most of the time. (If they aren’t burned, that is.)
Studying in the tree in front of the library is quite fun. It’s amazing how many people walk under it without looking up and seeing you.
On the same note, sitting quietly in the tree in front of the library until someone finally looks up, sees you, and gasps from being so startled is quite fun as well.
Disclaimer: The people who aren’t startled at seeing you climbing the tree or in the tree will stare at you like you’re crazy, and may also whistle/wave at you.
Practicing the guitar out under the goal post in the football field is fun for once, but I wouldn’t recommend doing it on a regular basis.
Sitting with your back to the cafeteria door is not a very good idea.
While we’re once again on the subject of the cafeteria… If you’re eating with friends, never leave your plate of food or drink unattended if you care about what happens to it.
Cowboy boots are the funnest shoes to wear on campus. (And I don’t care if “funnest’” isn’t a word.)
The variety of ways in which guys can wear hats is endless.
Those guys who wear hats all the time look totally different when they take their hats off. “Oh! I didn’t recognize you!” (Yes, I’ve had to say that…more than once.)
Using an umbrella and rain boots may be practical, but it’s a lot more fun to just walk into class soaking wet and observe the strange looks on your classmates’ faces when they see you.
Ultimate frisbee is the best game EVER.
Skipping down the sidewalk while singing “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!” is fun…until you realize someone is watching you.
Stairways and bathrooms are great places for practicing your opera singing voice.
It is quite entertaining to go around the dorm writing interesting messages/drawing pictures on the little marker boards people hang outside of their doors.
If you can’t think of a good response to a question the teacher asks you in class, “zucchini” is always a good answer.
Guaranteed: The campus internet and technology will drive you CRAZY.
Never forget to check out a book before walking out of the campus library with it. Trust me, it’s embarrassing.
If you wave at everyone on the sidewalk who looks remotely familiar to you, you will gain a reputation as the person who knows everybody.
Definition of group projects = ”torture.”
Pulling 5 all-nighters in one semester + An average amount of 5 to 6 hours of sleep for almost all other nights of the semester = bad idea.
Riding around campus with someone who has an intercom in their vehicle (and is willing to use it) is the greatest.
Bunk beds are fun. Jumping off the top bunk to the floor in order to scare everyone in the room is even better.
A dorm’s fire alarm going off at 8:30 in the morning on “dead day” is not conducive to happiness for the girls in said dorm.
And just hope that the fire alarm never goes off when you’re in the shower.
When you’re giving a presentation in class, the best way to not be nervous is to make the audience (and the teacher) laugh.
Just be sure it’s not a teacher who doesn’t like to laugh.
The next time the rug on your dorm room floor gets dirty, try opening the window, sticking the rug out, and shaking the dirt out the window. The passersby will find it entertaining.
Just because some people are in college, doesn’t mean they are any smarter than they were in high school (or in kindergarten for that matter).